Altered Assholes Review
Altered Assholes
Decent
| Navigation | 5.6 / 10 | |
| Quality | 18.2 / 20 | |
| Quantity | 11.9 / 20 | |
| Downloadable | 5.0 / 5 | |
| Updates | 7.4 / 15 | |
| Originality | 5.0 / 5 | |
| Entertainment Factor | 3.1 / 5 | |
| Bang For The Buck | 16.6 / 20 |
"The value you get from the price of admission is well worth the time spent exploring this massive site. "
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Site Details
| Categories: | Anal |
| Review Date: | June 27, 2007 |
| Reviewed By: | Vee |
| Trial Price: | $4.95 - 3 Days |
| Monthly Price: | $29.95 - 30 Days |
| Billing: | CCBill | NetBilling |
| Multi Access: | Meat Members |
| Pictures: | 16 Picture Sets w/ 200 Pictures Per Set |
| High-Res Pictures: Yes | Screen Caps: Yes | Zip: No | |
| Videos: | 16 Videos At Around 30 Minutes Each |
| Video Downloads: | Video Clips |
| Video Format(s): | MPEG (.mpg) - 320x240 MPEG (.mpg) - 640x480 Windows Media (.wmv) - 320x240 Windows Media (.wmv) - 640x480 |
| Video DRM | No |
| Delivery Type | Download and Stream |
| Bonus Sites | 47 |
| Live Chat | Yes |
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Our Review
June 27, 2007 | By Vee | Anal
Intro
Girls get their assholes stretched to the MAX! No fancy pansy stuff here, no metrosexual yadda, just the rawest extreme anal action shot in high rez pictures and DVD quality videos!
All this content is ULTRA HIGH QUALITY! Don't be fooled by the raw extreme look, this site claims that it strives to be the best site ever seen and that’s why they shoot their own scenes with the latest state-of-the-art technology to give their members content of the highest possible quality!
Pros
When I first saw this site I thought ‘Yep, another anal sex site.’ like I have seen a hundred times before. But I was wrong! This isn’t an anal sex site; it isn’t even an anal fucking site. No, this is different. This is an ass-destroying site like no other.
I am talking about a site that introduced their visitors to attractive models, all looking mildly slutty but mostly innocent like ‘Yes, I am here for a photo shoot.’ and they let the action begin. The videos are the art of deception because they start off with the standard ‘get naked, suck some dick and roll over’, but that’s where the similarity ends. These chicks get absolutely reamed in the ass by some very impressive cocks for some intense backdoor jamming sessions.
When the action stops, that means when the cock in question has blown its load. It’s ‘turn over and let’s have a look’. These formerly tight, firm browneyes are now completely loose and useless for anything other then another mighty go at the cock!
The videos are all very solidly shot and presented to the visitor in Hi and Med WMV and MPEG formats. The screen dimensions for the Hi are 640x480 and the low are 320x240. I found that the Hi sizes lend themselves easily to full screen mode on my Windows media player with no pixilation on a 1024x768 screen, while the Med was very nicely viewable at 200%. The videos also stream well with a broadband connection, but you would probably want to download the videos rather than stream. If you download you get to keep them and view them whenever you feel the need to see some cute slut’s asshole ripped open.
Picture content on these was surprisingly nice. Since I noticed that the only option for viewing the images was to download a zip file at first I assumed they were going to be screen grabs from the videos. Again this site challenged my pre-conceived notions, as these are not screen grabs at all but digital stills.
The dimensions of which are 800x533 for each and the zips include a couple of hundred images per set. They are clear enough that it is easy to see any of those little details one would look for in still pictures as opposed to video. Like really nice close ups of puckering well-fucked bungholes!
If for some reason, you tire of the ass ripping, anal reconstruction on this site, the bonuses abound! Try this on for size. 36 additional sites all right there at your fingertips and you have full, unrestricted access to every one of them!
There are several focused on all things anal alone, so you butt banging fantasies will never end! Included in this already great package are other ‘special features’ like ‘Webmaster Favorites’, ‘What’s New’, ‘Behind The Scenes’ and ‘Trailers Of The Week’.
The last item on that list is a convient listing of the trailers added to the entire site over the course of the past week or so, and they give you a very good idea of where to stop next inside this network of sites.
Which brings me to the navigation. It is simple and straightforward not requiring much in the way of deciphering. Click on the link that says ‘Click Here For More Girls’ and you get to see, guess what, more girls. When you get to the last page the same link will take you back to the first page. There is a link at the bottom that will take you back to the main members area that lists all the sites and the special features.
Cons
Although I enjoyed this site quite a bit for it’s extreme nature, I would have liked to have seen the images on gallery pages with thumbs in addition to being able to download the zips. The navigation can require a bit of browser back button pushing but it is not overly burdensome.
Conclusion
This site sits atop my growing list of sites from MeatMembers that I think are the best I have seen. The value you get from the price of admission is well worth the time spent exploring this massive site. This is definitely a site that I can recommend as being worth joining. It is anal, it is extreme and it is a must see for anyone into either.
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| Review Date | Review Sites | Score |
| December 27, 2006 | The Tongue | 72 |
| December 20, 2005 | The Best Porn | 72 |














































