Ass Army Review
Ass Army
Fine
| Navigation | 6.4 / 10 | |
| Quality | 18.6 / 20 | |
| Quantity | 15.9 / 20 | |
| Downloadable | 5.0 / 5 | |
| Updates | 8.1 / 15 | |
| Originality | 2.5 / 5 | |
| Entertainment Factor | 4.3 / 5 | |
| Bang For The Buck | 17.6 / 20 |
"You’ll find smut from every category you like and probably cum to like some new things too! "
Ass Army
Site Details
| Categories: | Big Butt |
| Review Date: | June 26, 2007 |
| Reviewed By: | Vee |
| Trial Price: | $4.95 - 3 Days |
| Monthly Price: | $24.95 - 30 Days |
| Billing: | EUPaycom | PinAccesscode |
| Multi Access: | All Adult Pass |
| Pictures: | 28 Picture Sets w/ 200 Pictures Per Set |
| High-Res Pictures: No | Screen Caps: Yes | Zip: No | |
| Videos: | 28 Videos At Around 20 Minutes Each |
| Video Downloads: | Full Video & Video Clips |
| Video Format(s): | Windows Media (.wmv) - 320x240 Windows Media (.wmv) - 480x320 |
| Video DRM | No |
| Live Chat | No |
Ass Army
Our Review
June 26, 2007 | By Vee | Big Butt
Intro
I have no shame at all admitting I’m an ass man. There’s something about a beautiful bouncing booty that really gets me hot, and sometimes I’ve been known to overdo it. It’s rumoured that I’ve been slapped by one or two babes who’ve caught me checking out their assets, but it’s also gotten me a couple of phone numbers!
The bitches on Ass Army are the sort that you don’t want walking while you’re driving – you’ll end up watching them instead of the road! As fine as they look when you’re admiring them, watching them in full-on sexual action is enough to put the lead in a dead man’s cock! Along with all the delightful derrieres you’ll get all the wild fetish and explicit hardcore you can handle: on video, in pictures, and from bonus sites and feeds!
Pros
I guarantee you that Britney Madison is going to make something of yours stand up and salute – this cute blonde babe’s got an ass that’s Hall of Fame caliber. This self-sufficient wench can do her own foreplay with her big bad dildo up her boot! From there her ass is well and truly stuffed, and then licks herself off his dick as he fills it up with a healthy load of splooge!
Gia Paloma’s another fine looking bitch – great tits, a tight body, and a very accommodating booty! She’s looking mighty fine in nothing but a web belt, dog tags, and boots. After standing ass inspection she spreads her cheeks wide for his complete intrusion, finally ending up with a thick load of cream pie all over that excellent ass of hers!
That’s just a couple of the episodes inside the Featured Series section of Ass Army; there are twenty five in all. Every scene has both a set of still pictures and a movie. They haven’t updated the Featured Series section in some time now, but that’s far less of a problem here than on most sites, however, but more about that later.
The videos on Ass Army can be streamed into an on-site player; they offer high, medium, and low quality versions, as well as both full length and divided into shorter scenes. You can also download the movies to your hard drive. All of the downloadable films are full length. There is at least a medium quality, and some on the sites have both medium and high resolution versions.
The image sets from the Ass Army Featured Series movies are screen captures pulled right off the movies. This doesn’t just ensure you get all the action, but also makes sure the pictures load quickly. There’s twenty five thumbs to a gallery, four or more galleries for most sets. They open on a pop-up viewer that has links to let you move through the collection with relative ease.
The reason the lack of updates to the Featured Series section is not an issue here is that there is so much more to an Ass Army subscription that you’ll hardly notice. For example, there are over nine hundred anal/ass movies under the videos tab, the most recent added the day I checked out the site. There are even more anal galleries, including some high quality digital picture sets.
If you look down the left-hand side of the page in the Pictures or Videos archives, you’ll find forty different categories of porn. Right now they’ve got over ninety six hundred videos and fourteen thousand six hundred galleries divided among them! There will be more by the time you look the site over for yourself, since they add between ten and twenty a day, every day of the week!
Along with all of the content in the Video and Picture archives, members of Ass Army have access to even more porn. There are “only” twenty different hardcore niches represented in the library of bonus sites and feeds. There’s another hundred different content areas spread among them, including nine in the ass and anal niche!
Cons
Some of the content can be found on a couple of other sites, and the screen capture galleries aren’t always well edited to remove blurry pictures.
Conclusion
If the military used these sluts as recruiting tools they’d be beating off folks trying to sign up! They don’t just have some of the finest backfields in motion you’ll ever see, they know just how to use them! The videos are certainly decent quality, and the site itself is very user friendly.
What sells an Ass Army membership is the whole package. You’ll find smut from every category you like and probably cum to like some new things too! Throw in the phenomenal rate at which this already massive collection grows, and you’ve got a membership site that I have very few reservations about endorsing.
Ass Army
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Ass Army
Outside Reviews
| Review Date | Review Sites | Score |
| January 20, 2007 | The Best Porn | 81 |



























































