Classics Of Porn Review

Classics Of Porn

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Classics Of Porn
Navigation stats 6.9 / 10
Quality stats 18.6 / 20
Quantity stats 11.5 / 20
Downloadable stats 5.0 / 5
Updates stats 7.0 / 15
Originality stats 3.0 / 5
Entertainment Factor stats 3.2 / 5
Bang For The Buck stats 15.9 / 20

"If you’re into some good old fashioned old-school dirty movies and pictures, you need to check out Classics of Porn."

Classics Of Porn

Site Details

Categories: Fetish
Review Date: June 26, 2007
Reviewed By: Vee
Trial Price: $4.95 - 3 Days
Monthly Price: $24.95 - 30 Days
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Classics Of Porn

Our Review

June 26, 2007 | By Vee | Fetish

Intro

Naturally, the internet revolutionized the way the masses get their porn, but it wasn’t the first revolution. While it tends to get overlooked, the swinging seventies burst forth with more than disco – there were big-budget theatre porn movies, not to mention the infancy of the VCR. Yeah, the hair looks, well, funky and the clichés seem dated, but when the sucking and the fucking starts you’ll see some really intense hardcore play out before your eyes!

That’s what you’ll find stashed inside the member’s area of Classics of Porn: retro-smut in all its glory without having to deal with a Super-8 projector! They’ve got a collection of awesome videos (with accompanying photo sets) of old-school porn, along with massive archives of movies, picture galleries, and bonus sites covering just about every type of erotica found online. I can guarantee you that a quick glance at the tour is all you’ll need to want to see more!

Pros

One of the first things I noticed about the scenes on Classics of Porn is the difference in hair styles, and I’m not talking to the heavy hair spray used in those seventies coiffures. If you’re looking for some fur on the fur pie these days you’ll have to check out a hirsute site, because all the babes shave their mounds. Apparently they didn’t back then, but that’s about the only difference: those bitches could suck and fuck like rabbits just like their daughters do today!

The first couple of flicks I checked out were threesomes. There was a twenty minute tag teen suck and fuck where two really delicious blonde babes are sharing a cock, and they cum long and loud as they ride him. In the other video, which ran just about as long, two guys hook up with a busty blonde slut and fuck her practically senseless, one dude fucking her willing face as hard as his buddy is grinding it into her from behind!

Like all the videos on Classics of Porn you have some options when it cums to viewing these films. If you prefer to stream your movie it’s offered in three different resolutions as well as full length or in clips. The downloadable versions are full length; there’s at least one version for all of them. Some of the movies have both a medium and a high resolution version. I had no problems with any of the films on Classics of Porn using my DSL connection.

Each of the videos has an accompanying set of screen captures. Because some of the videos were originally celluloid movies, by the time they’ve gotten to the still image stage they’ve been processed quite a bit, so the quality you might expect from more timely content. Still, they do give a decent view of the action as it unfolds; they ran 640 pixels on the long edge and up, opening quickly on a pop-up viewer page with links to surf through the sets.

There are thirty four movies and image sets in the Classics of Porn archive, but that’s just one archive you get access. It’s also one of the smallest. There are thirty nine different collections based on niche or fetish in all, with somewhere in the neighborhood of nine thousand movies (nineteen hundred DVDs) and thirteen thousand photo sets. There are a few others with small collections, but most of them have hundreds, and this is not a static collection!

Any day you log into the Classics of Porn Member’s area the first place you should look is the Recent Updates section. I don’t know how often they update the retro collection, but if you’ve got interests in other porn styles and niches, you’ll find plenty to make your prick stand up and cheer. They update daily, and I’m not talking about one or two new movies, but instead anywhere from ten to twenty; most weeks they upload somewhere around a hundred new items!

Cons

The quality of the photo sets is a bit of an issue in the Classic Porn (vintage) archive only. Overall, you’ll not find much that will displease you inside this site.

Conclusion

If you’re into some good old fashioned old-school dirty movies and pictures, you need to check out Classics of Porn. They’ve got what you want: hot looking babes from a generation back getting as wild and crazy as any of their kids are today. The quality of the movies is quite good, the action is intense and explicit, and the content is configured on the site in a way that makes it accessible to all members.

The total package you get as a member is certainly the biggest selling point: it has few rivals as far as size, and almost no competitors who update as much porn at a time as often as they do. The overall quality of the content is pretty good, and the variety of the material is also close to unprecedented. I have few reservations about recommending a membership in this site, although the webmasters deny responsibility if you see your Aunt in one of the flicks!

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