Nude Beach House Review
Nude Beach House
Fine
| Navigation | 5.3 / 10 | |
| Quality | 17.5 / 20 | |
| Quantity | 13.9 / 20 | |
| Downloadable | 5.0 / 5 | |
| Updates | 11.1 / 15 | |
| Originality | 5.0 / 5 | |
| Entertainment Factor | 3.8 / 5 | |
| Bang For The Buck | 16.9 / 20 |
"Man I really hate to say this but this site is a train wreck and should be shot and put out of its misery."
Nude Beach House
Site Details
| Categories: | Lesbian |
| Review Date: | June 28, 2007 |
| Reviewed By: | Vee |
| Trial Price: | 2.95 - 2 Days |
| Monthly Price: | 38.80 - 30 Days |
| Billing: | Epoch Systems | WTS |
| Multi Access: | Adult Reality Pass |
| Pictures: | 41 Picture Sets w/ 300 Pictures Per Set |
| High-Res Pictures: No | Screen Caps: Yes | Zip: | |
| Videos: | 41 Videos At Around 20 Minutes Each |
| Video Downloads: | Video Clips |
| Video Format(s): | MPEG (.mpg) - 176x120 Kbps MPEG (.mpg) - 352x240 Kbps |
| Video DRM | Yes |
| Live Chat | No |
Nude Beach House
Our Review
June 28, 2007 | By Vee | Lesbian
Intro
I have seen it on TV and never visited them on the web, I guess I should say I referring to girls gone wild. It just seemed a little too mild for my tastes. I wanna see some hardcore girls getting wild and not some pg stuff. I don’t really know how many sites there are out there that are like this but I did find one that goes by Nude Beach House. Sexy college girls getting freaky in beautiful locates and they taped all the action and put it on the net.
Pros
Being a part of the All Reality Pass network I was pumped from what I saw on the tour. I really enjoy their sites and all the wonderful themes that they have. So I did the usual logins and landed on the sites single page and it was the typical simple page that you find here. Ok I'm not one to really think badly of a site and try to look at them all in a positive way, but I could tell right off the bat that this was a failed experiment.
The page had the thumbnails for each episode and they all had kinda titles for the most part like, naked twister, spin the bottle etc. As I scrolled the page I noticed that these thumbnails were not the quality I was use to from these folks. I scrolled back up to check out the network updates and couldn't even find the site in the listings. Now I'm thinking maybe this was their very first attempt at an adult website and something told me I was right.
Well being the trooper that I am I pushed on and checked out some of the videos they had to offer. I clicked one and it took me to a gallery page of photos and no video or thumbnail of the scene that’s normally in the table with storyline. I hit another thumbnail for a page and got a content page.for Hawaii's Rocks. It had the mpegs laid out in 1 minute clips and they were ok size not to big. I downloaded a few and regular screen they were viewable but fullscreen they were bad. They had the wmv files below them and they can be streamed and should also be viewed at regular screen. They seem to have over compressed these files and that’s not a good thing.
The photo content that comes with the video however was hi resolution digital jpegs and each link had about 250+ thumbnails on it. I don't know what happened but at least something was looking good here and they were all 533x800 and sharp. It’s a lot of thumbs to load but at least you can save some if you like to the pc.
This site is all over the place and not as organized as the others. Some thumbs you click will have just wmv files and some you might get a slew of files that are half a meg. I really have to believe that this was a first try at making a site and then they just walked away and left it. But you still can go down the page and visit the other fourteen sites in the network and see what they have for you. And if you still need more porn then check out the nine bonus sites that are yours to access with your monthly membership.
Cons
Well all my cons are kinda in the review here and to be honest they should do a few things to correct this problem they are calling a site. Get some of those hot ass girls that work for the network and tape them in the locations. Get someone in there to clean and organize the site it’s a mess, I’m sure the members will appreciate it.
Conclusion
Man I really hate to say this but this site is a train wreck and should be shot and put out of its misery. They can save it by shooting their own content and putting it up. I didn't go through most of the thumbnails but man it’s just not good at all. Good thing it can be buried under the rest of the sites and the bonus sites, because the bonus sites carry this site through to actually make it a little worthwhile.
Nude Beach House
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| Review Date | Review Sites | Score |
| June 15, 2005 | The Best Porn | 70 |















