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Simple Fucks Review

Simple Fucks

80.5
Good

Navigation		8.5 / 10
Quality		17.5 / 20
Quantity		10.8 / 20
Downloadable		5.0 / 5
Updates		12.8 / 15
Originality		5.0 / 5
Entertainment Factor		3.1 / 5
Bang For The Buck		17.8 / 20

"Simple Fucks is your basic hardcore smut site. They offer smokin' hot hoes in wild and crazy explicit sex scenes, all of them made just for this collection."

Site Details

Categories:	Hardcore :: High Definition
Review Date:	June 27, 2008
Reviewed By:	Vee
Trial Price:	$1.85 - 3 Days
Monthly Price:	$29.99 - 30 Days
Billing:	WTS \| CCBill \| Epoch Systems
Multi Access:	HD Porn Pass
Pictures:	45 Picture Sets w/ 300 Pictures Per Set
	High-Res Pictures: Yes \| Screen Caps: Yes \| Zip: Yes
Videos:	45 Videos At Around 35 Minutes Each
Video Downloads:	Full Video & Video Clips
Video Format(s):	Quicktime (.mov) - 380x214 500 Kbps Windows Media (.wmv) - 1280x720 2000 Kbps Windows Media (.wmv) - 380x214 500 Kbps
Video DRM	No
Delivery Type	Download and Stream
Bonus Feeds	12
Bonus Sites	30
Live Chat	Yes

Our Review

June 27, 2008 | By Vee | Hardcore

Intro

I know a guy who simply will not date a smart chick. It's not because he's dumb or that they intimidate him or anything like that; his theory is that dumb chicks fuck better. I've actually seen chicks all but throw themselves at him only to have him turn them down because he thinks they're too smart. I don't know about his theory, but I've met some not so very sharp babes who can fuck like there is no tomorrow!

The premise behind the Simple Fucks websites is, in their own words, “simple minded bitches who will fuck you silly!” The content is anything goes hardcore: blowjobs, titty fucking, anal, and more. The site is decent sized, regularly updated, and totally exclusive. Better yet, you get access to an entire network of hardcore sites as well as bonus reality and solo girl sites and some truly impressive third party feeds!

Pros

Carmen is the kind of blonde babe that seems straight out of central casting: dick-hardening looks, a great chest, bodacious booty, and just enough ditz factor to make any guy feel smart. Actually, what any guy will want to feel is Carmen, and she's always game. She's the sort of full service slut that maintains eye contact while she's sucking dick just to make sure she's doing it right, and she fucks like she'll never get another dick!

Thea's got a lithe dancers body with perky tiny titties that make you want to nipple on nipples all night long. She's got an innocent look about her that hides a stark raving nympho, and dance she does when the dick's driving deep. Kylie is the bad girl blonde that you don't take home to mother, but you do take straight to bed. She's a petite thing with puffy nipples, a mouth form fitted to hold a prick, and a pussy that almost seems to reach out and grab your rod!

That's just a sampling of some of my favorite scenes on Simple Fucks. They've got the content organized into a hundred and six movies, but there's a catch. Most of those films are one part of a two or three part longer feature. They add a new scene to the site every Sunday without fail, and in most cases they do add the videos in sequence. Most of the videos I sampled ran between eight and fifteen minutes each.

The videos can be streamed into an on-site player or downloaded to your hard drive in a full length file. They offer them in High Definition and Standard WMV files along with a medium quality QuickTime version too. The movies don't have image galleries of the action, but there is an archive of over a hundred different high resolution digital photo sets. It's not clear exactly how often they add new material to the gallery archive.

Your membership in Simple Fucks gets you access to dozens of additional websites. First and foremost, the site is one of sixteen in the HD Porn Pass network and you'll be able to explore all of them. They have sites in categories like ebony, teens, lesbians, anal, oral, squirters, trannies, and more. There is a common members’ area with the most recently added scenes from all the sites listed, and between one and three of them get a new scene daily.

Also included with your subscription are a number of solo girl sites and some reality hardcore collections. Generally I'll mention feeds in passing because they're often not very good. That's not the case here. The dozen feeds you'll have access to here also include streaming content from a number of niches, and offer exclusive high quality content. Most of the feed sites are also updated regularly, about half of them on a weekly basis!

Cons

I really would love it if they offered a version of the longer features in one full length file instead of two or three clips, and lately they've been adding material out of order making you wait a couple of weeks for a scene finale. But those are pretty minor concerns really.

Conclusion

Simple Fucks is your basic hardcore smut site. They offer smokin' hot hoes in wild and crazy explicit sex scenes, all of them made just for this collection. The technical quality of the videos is top notch, and the site itself is reasonably well organized. The image gallery library is also pretty good, in fact better than I expected.

Of course, with Simple Fucks comes a wealth of additional erotica. The HD Porn Pass sites, all organized in the same way as this site, maintain the same high quality standards across the board and gives you one to three new flicks daily. The bonus content is also first rate. I'm quite pleased to suggest you keep it simple – get a Simple Fucks membership today!

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