The Hoes We Choked Review
The Hoes We Choked
Decent
| Navigation | 6.8 / 10 | |
| Quality | 18.6 / 20 | |
| Quantity | 12.9 / 20 | |
| Downloadable | 5.0 / 5 | |
| Updates | 8.1 / 15 | |
| Originality | 3.0 / 5 | |
| Entertainment Factor | 3.2 / 5 | |
| Bang For The Buck | 16.3 / 20 |
"The mix is as big as it gets, too: there are few other membership opportunities that cum close to providing this much smut. "
The Hoes We Choked
Site Details
| Categories: | Blowjobs |
| Review Date: | June 26, 2007 |
| Reviewed By: | Vee |
| Trial Price: | $4.95 - 3 Days |
| Monthly Price: | $24.95 - 30 Days |
| Billing: | EUPaycom | PinAccesscode |
| Multi Access: | All Adult Pass |
| Live Chat | No |
The Hoes We Choked
Our Review
June 26, 2007 | By Vee | Blowjobs
Intro
There is this blonde chick that works as a bartender I drop in on at closing time once in a while. She knows I’m there for sex, and she’s cool with it: she’s told me more than once she’s allergic to relationships. She’s also a cocksucker of considerable skill and renown, so like as not some other son of a bitch catches her first! She does deep throat like nobody I know – if she ain’t gagging she ends up unsatisfied!
I’ve gotten rougher with her than I have with any other chick, but she’s never complained. Whether she’d put up with the kind of treatment the bitches on The Hoes We Choked or not is a different story, though. They run these chicks through the ringer, but about the only thing they’re saying is “More!” Along with the blowjob content you’ll have access to any kind of porn you want – and as much as you can handle!
Pros
When you hit the members’ area of The Hoes We Choked you’ll have to look around for the content they describe on the tour. Oh, it’s there all right – it’s just that it’s sandwiched in with a lot more, and I’m not slinging bullshit. There are almost four hundred fifty blowjob movies on the site right now, along with several thousand galleries (both digital photo and screen capture sets).
The thing is, blowjobs are just one category. There are a total of forty niches and fetishes for which you’ll find videos and pictures on The Hoes We Choked. They range from anal, anime, and Asian to tranny, uniform, and voyeur. Obviously, some of the collections are larger than others, but the overall numbers are enormous: nine thousand six hundred movies and fourteen thousand three hundred galleries – so far!
The reason I say so far, of course, is that they update seven days a week. Not one or two new movies, either: between ten and twenty every day, or right around a hundred or more every week. There were twelve different updates the day I visited the site, and there isn’t a damned thing unusual or unique about today except that it was on the small side. They’ve been doing this daily for several years now. You’ll also have access to over a hundred bonus sites and feeds, but they are “only” in twenty different categories!
Mindy seems to have been born without a gag reflex. I have no idea if that causes any medical problems, but it sure as hell makes her a blowjob goddess. You almost have to wonder if Mindy’s ever had her nose broken – she dives deep enough on a dick to flatten it against a guy’s belly! This particular hoe fucks as good as she sucks, too, so a romp with Mandy gets this guy’s pole planted in her pussy and her ass as well as her mouth!
You’ll find a set of screen captures for this and virtually all of the movies on the site. These small images have been pulled right off the video, so you can be assured you’ll get all the action. That also makes for a small, fast loading image that opens on a viewer page with links to get you to the next (or previous) picture. There are more of the screen capture sets than there are higher quality digital photos, but we’re still talking several thousand of them.
With a pair of tits that beg for a dick between them, Claudia got to be popular slut indeed. She’s hooked up with a big dick dude in her scene on The Hoes We Choked, and that rod of his has to be penetrating past her tonsils down to her navel. It’s driven up her cunt just as deep, especially when she’s rising and falling on it in a frantic reverse cowgirl ride. Claudia ends up with a well-earned face full of hot sticky cum!
All of the films on The Hoes We Choked can be downloaded full length to your hard drive in at least medium resolution. Some cum in high quality and a decent number have both versions. There are three quality/resolution options for all the streaming films, offered in both full length and in shorter segments. The movies are all Windows Media format, and run in a media player that opens on the site.
Cons
Some of the fetish archives use material that’s appeared on other sites in that specialty. There are some screen capture galleries that are nowhere near the quality of the movies.
Conclusion
The Hoes We Choked offers its members some decent quality hardcore erotica with a blowjob theme. Of course, they offer subscribers some decent quality erotica in almost every flavor of hardcore, gay, lesbian, fetish, and reality niche too! There’s also a collection of bonus sites and feeds that adds even more content into the mix!
The mix is as big as it gets, too: there are few other membership opportunities that cum close to providing this much smut. I know of no site that adds as much new material to their collection daily, too! I have no real hesitation about endorsing the idea of a membership in The Hoes We Choked.
The Hoes We Choked
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| February 08, 2008 | The Best Porn | 75 |






















































